[ Rip isn't good at jokes, but Carter laughs, anyway, a proper one that shakes his shoulders and were he not so comfortable, he would've tipped his head back, grinning and full and easy.
As it is, he settles, grinning into Rip's shoulder. ] Well. Thanks. You definitely needed one more idiot with more determination than sense, huh? [ He loves their friends, but he also knows they're... well.
A moment later, still amused:] I can't believe you let me marry you. That's ridiculous.
It's a little bit ridiculous. [ Rip concedes this point easily. He feels Carter smile against his shoulder, and coupled with the sound of his laughter, figures this a good instance. ] But I could marry worse people.
A younger me had dreams of marrying legendary warriors... albeit for more nefarious purposes. [ Something like assassinating world leaders, putting a city under his own rule... ] Now I'm old and just glad you're kind as much as you're incredibly handsome.
[ Carter laughs again, pulling back to look at Rip with his eyebrows raised. He's not shy, which is a benefit on multiple levels, including here where he's blunt and bold.
There's a faded mark in the crook of his shoulder. ]
I could say the same about you. You're a pretty good husband, all things considered. Thanks for indulging my dumb ideas.
I'm an incredible husband. [ Rip sounds mildly offended that there's the possibility he might not be. ] I was going to bring you cereal and everything.
...still. If there's anything you need, anything at all, tell me.
[ Carter's grinning at him. ] Not many husbands would be willing to bring a drunk one cereal at whatever stupid time it is. You're pretty great. ... What kind of cereal, though, too?
[ He purses his lips in thought. ] ... The affection's pretty nice, though. I don't know if you need it as much as I do, but... more of this, I'd like that.
Well, this one's from the 60's. [ He gets to his feet, pretends there isn't a weird creak in his knees (God, he's getting old), and moves over to the fabricator. ] Tastes much better, if you'll ask me. You can check the box there on the table.
[ He taps the quick commands for a glass bottle of milk, then goes to get a bowl and spoon. ]
And this is milk based off Philippine carabao milk. Makes for good ice cream, this.
Oh, word. [ Carter, who is in a thermal shirt that hugs his shoulders and loose sweatpants (with no underwear, for whatever reason he's come up with - is that just his deal?) picks up the box to examine it, then pours a handful of pieces into his palm and munches away at them. ]
That's really good, [ he also talks with his mouth full, because he's rude, and he wanders over to look at the milk as if that'll give him any information. ] That's fucking wild. You can just make whatever you want? I mean... Gideon made me White Claws, so... yeah I guess so, huh?
Sure is. [ Carter plops himself down on a stool, catching the bowl in one giant palm as it slides towards him. ] What other cool stuff do you have around here, anyway?
[ Rip shrugs, moving to fabricate himself a thermos of tea. ] Stuff that you aren't allowed to touch, mostly. [ This is delivered in perfect deadpan as he pops the thermos open. ]
Though maybe you'd find something interesting in the library, given your thousands of years of life. [ He takes a thoughtful sip, head cocking to the side. ] I don't know.
[ He brightens up at the prospect. Of having access to things he might want to know about without having to muddle his way through pages and pages of written word. Khufu didn't have to read fucking English. ] That... yeah, I think I'm gonna have to look into that.
No, yeah, of course, that makes sense. I kind of want the future to be a surprise, anyway. [ Carter seems better, now - he's sobering up, and he has a snack, and Rip is being kind and affectionate to him, which is really what he needed the most, in the end: just a little love. ]
But I missed out on all the history stuff in classes growing up. I want to know things. [ He munches on another bite of cereal. ] I want to try ice cream made from this milk, too.
Sure, you can have ice cream one of these days. [ Rip takes another drink of tea, and with the thermos screwed closed he gives it a few good shakes once more. ]
Hey. Hey! I was a better student than you'd think. I tried as hard as I could, I... wanted to be an archaeologist. Having all those past lives now would've been badass, right? [ He taps his temple, a meme in action. ]
Probably. I would've had such good knowledge, can you imagine? If I knew all the good spots for stuff. [ Carter grins like he's stumbled upon some secret knowledge that he's sharing with Rip alone. ]
But [ and here he shrugs, taking another gulp of tea ] I'd be a hypocrite if I said I wouldn't do the same thing in your position.
I can't imagine having thousands of years' worth of memories. [ A little over a century, maybe, but not thousands of years. Rip isn't sure how old he is any more. ] But at least pursuing who you once were isn't timeline-breaking.
[ Carter shrugs, eating his cereal in relative silence. He seems lost in thought. ] See, if it wouldn't break the timeline, what's stopping me, huh? It's... it's weird. The memories, I mean.
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[ He sounds like this is a novel sort of idea, that he's useful, and he re-settles when Rip slouches, heavy against his chest. ] What do you mean?
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[ Rip isn't good at jokes. He clears his throat. ]
...you called them your friends, said you'd fight with such conviction. You've a heart that I don't, and a determination that I don't.
That's something every team needs.
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As it is, he settles, grinning into Rip's shoulder. ] Well. Thanks. You definitely needed one more idiot with more determination than sense, huh? [ He loves their friends, but he also knows they're... well.
A moment later, still amused:] I can't believe you let me marry you. That's ridiculous.
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A younger me had dreams of marrying legendary warriors... albeit for more nefarious purposes. [ Something like assassinating world leaders, putting a city under his own rule... ] Now I'm old and just glad you're kind as much as you're incredibly handsome.
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There's a faded mark in the crook of his shoulder. ]
I could say the same about you. You're a pretty good husband, all things considered. Thanks for indulging my dumb ideas.
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...still. If there's anything you need, anything at all, tell me.
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[ He purses his lips in thought. ] ... The affection's pretty nice, though. I don't know if you need it as much as I do, but... more of this, I'd like that.
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And I can give you Post Honeycomb sweet crisp corn cereal. But you'll have to get off so I can have Gideon fabricate some milk.
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[ He slides out of Rip's lap, a little less clumsy now that he's beginning to sober up. ] That's one of my favorite cereals. Fun fact.
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[ He taps the quick commands for a glass bottle of milk, then goes to get a bowl and spoon. ]
And this is milk based off Philippine carabao milk. Makes for good ice cream, this.
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That's really good, [ he also talks with his mouth full, because he's rude, and he wanders over to look at the milk as if that'll give him any information. ] That's fucking wild. You can just make whatever you want? I mean... Gideon made me White Claws, so... yeah I guess so, huh?
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[ He fills a bowl with cereal, pours the milk in, and then offers it Carter's way. ]
Helpful, isn't it?
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Though maybe you'd find something interesting in the library, given your thousands of years of life. [ He takes a thoughtful sip, head cocking to the side. ] I don't know.
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[ ... Well, it is. He smiles, sheepish, munching at his cereal. ] Probably. But reading's hard for me. So I don't really, uh... I get frustrated.
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We're in a ship of the future, mate.
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Everything else is yours to explore. The timeline just can't have you meddling with the course of your own future.
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But I missed out on all the history stuff in classes growing up. I want to know things. [ He munches on another bite of cereal. ] I want to try ice cream made from this milk, too.
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Hm. Did you often skip class?
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But [ and here he shrugs, taking another gulp of tea ] I'd be a hypocrite if I said I wouldn't do the same thing in your position.
I can't imagine having thousands of years' worth of memories. [ A little over a century, maybe, but not thousands of years. Rip isn't sure how old he is any more. ] But at least pursuing who you once were isn't timeline-breaking.
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