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[timedrive]

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[unbonded]

[ The truth of it is this started out as sadness, and now he's at that funny point of drunk where he'sfine unless he moves. ]

honestly im just lazy + i dont wanna get up plus then ihave to decide what to eat

[timedrive]

Your determination to stay unmoving is almost admirable.

How does cereal sound?

[unbonded]

cereal sounds fucking great

also

[ Mercifully, he thinks better of this and doesn't continue what he was going to day. ]

[timedrive]

Also?

Best you tell me now so I can hit two birds with one stone.

[unbonded]

nah u dont wanna hear about my tipsy boner

[ He tried. Kind of. ]

[timedrive]

[ You're right. ]

Do you often get horny when you're drunk?

[unbonded]

yea usually. it's a progression. sad to tipsy to max horny to sleep

[timedrive]

[ It's amazing how blunt he is. ]

I see.

Thank you for sharing that with me.

[unbonded]

[ He might be too stupid for subtlety. He did try to push Kendra off a roof, was it? ]

you're welcome & im gonna pretend you're not being sarcastic

[timedrive]

I imagine it's my right as your husband to know these things, Mr. Carter.

[unbonded]

ha

you're right tho.

[timedrive]

I often am.

Whenever I drink enough to reach that state all I do is feel miserable.

[unbonded]

im still miserable im also just horny at the same time or did you mean the too drunk kind

and isnt your biology wack from the time stuff or whatever

[timedrive]

I mean I'm only miserable. Can't remember the last time I was properly horny.

Probably because of that "wack" biology.

[unbonded]

oh ok ok ok. i see. huh is that why we never consum... consummated

[timedrive]

THAT's what's on your mind?

[unbonded]

well it is NOW yea

[timedrive]

Did you want to?

[unbonded]

... yea i mean. but if you don't wanna it's ok. i get it

[ Kendra didn't want him, either. ]

[timedrive]

Carter

Did you seriously want to marry me?

[unbonded]

well it started as a joke that was funny in my head & somewhere it got really serious

so yea I did

[timedrive]

[ oh god ]

Why don't you sober up first and I'll ask again?

[unbonded]

ok. but im not like mega extremely drunk

[timedrive]

You've drunk enough to want sex.

It counts.

[unbonded]

no i want you to rail me when im sober too